Just in time for the Louisiana primary, dontcha know.
Santorum’s gonna win here. My cousin T-Benny, who lives up in Shongaloo, says they’re all votin’ for Santorum up there. Down here lots of the crew likes Newt, but the polls say he’s dead meat. Just today there was another one which had Santorum up 14 on Romney. And Newt is fadin’ away in the distance.
But all the national folks are sayin’ that Santorum might be doin’ fine here, and that he’s gonna win big in Pennsylvania where he’s from, but beyond that it’s a Mittstorm.
So let’s get to know the guy we’re stuck with, shall we?