They’re Snakes With Fur

Paulie Walnuts had it exactly right.

Damn cats’ll steal just about anything. Including a dog bed. And when the poor dog tries to regulate, a cat’ll throw punches and scratch and what-not. Most the time, a dog’ll just stare at you with one o’ those “what do I do now?” looks on his face.

Almost exactly like John Boehner in the shutdown.

Anyway, here…

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