I promise I’ll make this as
cheesy appropriate as possible. Cuz it takes a scientific precision to come up with just the right tone for this kinda stuff. I mean – it’s your health insurance, after all.
And we’re all gonna die. Obumble makes that true fa sho.
But if we’re all gonna die, we can all die to the brilliant sound of pop music, right?
Yeah, I know. Kinda depressing, right?
Well, I don’t make the news, dudes. I just snark about it.