More Boudreaux And Thibodeaux Jokes, You Say?

OK, but you’re gonna have to go easy on all the demands for ’em – because at some point MacAoidh is gonna get irritated and ask why this political site is full up with Cajun joke posts.

On the other hand I don’t think he minds too much. It’s slow. The legislature’s in session, and from the looks of it Boudreaux and Thibodeaux would do a hell of a lot better than what we got. Which is depressing, so maybe we need us some jokes.

And with that, I’ll start y’all off with a political Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke…

Boudreaux, out of work, is seeking to join the Iberia Parish Sheriff’s Department and is being interviewed.

Officer Thibodeaux doing the interview says: “Mista Boudreaux, you qualifications all look good, but dere is an attitude suitability test dat you muss take before you can be accepted.”

Boudreaux is excited and can’t wait to take the test.

Officer Thibodeaux slides a pistol and a box of ammo across his desk and says, “Take dis pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”

As Boo reaches for the pistol and ammo, he suddenly asks, “Mais, why duh rabbit?”

“Great attitude!” says Officer Thib, “When can you start?”

And you know Boudreaux’s handy around the house…

Marie walked into the kitchen and saw Boudreaux with a fly swatter.

She asked him, “Any Luck”?

He said, “Yah, tree males and two females”.

Marie was stunned. “Mais chere, how can ya tell em apart”?

Boudreaux said, “Mais dats easy. Tree were on dat beer can and two were on de telephome”.

And finally, an all-time favorite…

Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue down on the bayou and he passed by Thibodaux’s camp.

Thibodeaux asked him, “Hey Boudreaux, what dat you got in that pirogue?”

Boudreaux responded, “Crabgrass. Me gonna go catch me some crabs, me.”

Thibodeaux laughs and says, “You fool, you can’t catch crabs with crabgrass.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a big smile and three hampers of crabs and shows them to Thibodeaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and passed by Thibodeaux’s camp again.

Thibodeaux asked him, “What you got in that pirogue today?”

Boudreaux says, “Duck-tape. Gonna go catch me some ducks, me.”

Thibodeaux laughs. “Mais, you crazy. You can’t catch ducks with no duck-tape.”

An hour later Boudreaux comes back with a big smile and a boat full of ducks and shows them to an amazed Thibodeaux.

The next day Boudreaux was paddling his pirogue and passed by Thibodeaux’s camp again.

Thibodeaux asked, “Hey Boudreaux, what dat you got in yo’ boat today?”

Boudreaux says, “Pussy willow.”

Thibodeaux say, “Hold on a minute, I’m comin’ wit’ you.”

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