“That’s bone-deep, down-to-the-marrow stupid. I’ve got rocks in my driveway that are smarter than that. They’re not going to throw LSU out of the league. . . . I and a lot of other people in the United States Congress will be on them like a hobo on a ham sandwich.” -US Sen. John Kennedy, speaking to reporters Tuesday about the SEC’s consideration of expelling LSU and elucidating how Congress would respond.