…it’s just too risky.

Things can go wrong.

Like this, for example. In case you didn’t see it when this first hit YouTube three years ago…

Bad night. Real bad.

At least they gave him a beer to take the edge off.

And Tracy McGrady did get a kick out of it.

But when the downside is that 15,000 people are giving you that awful sympathetic chuckle while making snide remarks about nutshots and so on and you’re getting comforted by some guy in a bear outfit named Clutch, it ain’t worth it.

Do your deal at a restaurant or something. Be smart.