“This kind of super-fake-o lame-ass nothing controversy that you dowager duchesses of the press are having the vapors about is precisely why the political process has fallen into such disrepute and your own industry is bankrupt. No real person cares about this ‘scandal.’ So, unless you’ve got a question about the economy or immigration or something real, screw off outta here.”

– Mark Steyn, on the curious media spectacle surrounding Alicia Machado this week.