The news coming out of Lafayette Parish is focused on just about any and all subjects, except for the fact that Lafayette Parish is on a national list of “sanctuary cities,” indicating that it’s a safe-haven for illegal immigrants.

While we’ve been vigorously following this story, the Lafayette media has entirely ignored. So now, we’ve compiled all of the ridiculousness coming from the Lafayette media this week, all while ignoring illegal immigration in their parish.

Enjoy these 5 news stories that apparently take precedent over Lafayette being a sanctuary city: